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lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

221b-ookshelf:

So I have a service dog and he’s not supposed to interact with me while he’s on duty but he gets so lonely.
disco-kk:

Trying to convince your friends to join the animal crossing fandom like
loveecrystalx8:

lmao deadass 

petalpistols:

okay if we’re mutuals u can

  • ask for my phone number
  • snapchat
  • instagram
  • facebook
  • skype
  • kik

this has been a psa thank u

elixaro:

what the fuck did I just walk into
this person LIVES NEAR ME WTF

chickenuqqet:

"hate’s a strong word"

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(Source: sidethots)

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

(Source: princess-passion-flower)

surftheclouds:

coolcashdavinci:

Sauce

He got the juice.

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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